I don't know who wrote this, I received it by e-mail, but I loved it! Enjoy!!
"In this life I’m a woman…but I think I’d like to be a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup…wanna be a bear!"
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup…wanna be a bear!"
3 comments:
Love, love, love it!! I want to be a bear too!!
Jen
I love this. So true although I don't think I would want to chase really scared people who are just trying to enjoy a picnic in the Smokies!!! :))
BTW, TAG you are it. If you don't want to do it, I totally understand. I am working on a response to your email. I don't really know what I was thinking but it just keeps popping into my head. :)))
I want to be a bear too!! Hibernating just for a day or so sounds so good to me right now~
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